Saving our science from ourselves: the plight of biological classification.Biological classification ( nomenclature, taxonomy, and systematics) is being sold short.The desire for new technologies, faster and cheaper taxonomic descriptions, identifications, and revisions is symptomatic Plumbing and Fittings of a lack of appreciation and understanding of classification.The problem of gadget-driven science, a lack of best practice and the inability to accept classification as a descriptive and empirical science are discussed.The worst cases scenario is a future in which Embossed classifications are purely artificial and uninformative.